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Hey y'all! My name is Danielle. Baseball is my life, even if my blog doesn't reflect it. I want to be a baseball player's trophy wife when I grow up. Tigers are my spirit animal. Texas Rangers.<3

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

Points at favorite team: They're all idiots
Points at favorite player: Especially him.

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.