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Hey y'all! My name is Danielle. Baseball is my life, even if my blog doesn't reflect it. I want to be a baseball player's trophy wife when I grow up. Tigers are my spirit animal. Texas Rangers.<3

demon-deans-meatstick:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

Fyi. You also came out of your mother’s vagina. You better be glad she actually took care of you. 
(telling the person who said, “So is the male body.” ) 
Dude, we bleed for seven days and we don’t die. 
You bleed for three minutes and you wish you were dying. 
damn. 
We have to put up with this shit.

demon-deans-meatstick:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

Fyi. You also came out of your mother’s vagina. You better be glad she actually took care of you. 

(telling the person who said, “So is the male body.” ) 

Dude, we bleed for seven days and we don’t die. 

You bleed for three minutes and you wish you were dying. 

damn. 

We have to put up with this shit.

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

seedy:

friends talking shit about something u like

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kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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what i should be doing: homework
what i'm actually doing: tumblr
ectosleuth:

mymessylittleblog:

mikster12:

a-hobbit-timelord-in-ravenclaw:

spockward:

imfallingwithoutyou:

korrawr:

silentlylosingmymind:

mckardashian:

they need to get married

i ship it

this is adorable

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related



Wtf is that photo even supposed to mean though



Not everybody is American wtf does this mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC6vo2AXyw

ectosleuth:

mymessylittleblog:

mikster12:

a-hobbit-timelord-in-ravenclaw:

spockward:

imfallingwithoutyou:

korrawr:

silentlylosingmymind:

mckardashian:

they need to get married

i ship it

this is adorable

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related

image

Wtf is that photo even supposed to mean though

image

Not everybody is American wtf does this mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC6vo2AXyw